Monday, February 8, 2010

Indian Lift And Carry Stories Would You Share Some Jokes? Here Are Some From Me.?

Would you share some jokes? Here are some from me.? - indian lift and carry stories

The husband comes home from the ashram, greets his wife, lifts and carries throughout the house.

Woman: "The Swamiji will preach romantic?

Husband: No, he said, we must carry our burdens ...


Son: Dad, can I ask you a question?

Father: Sure son.

Sound: If the doctors are prepared by a doctor, the doctor carrying out the prescriptions, like Dr. doctor wants to, manipulated, or doctor doctoring the doctor what you want with the doctor.

The father is gone


P. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. sour milk.

P. Where polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll


Once an uneducated man to England wore a dhoti. An Englishman asks, "What are you going?
He asked again: "What are you on the neck. For the people replies English" Tie "and the response from India is still a retreat"

8 comments:

Sona said...

Good!

One-Liner ...

~ Do not walk like you rule the world
on foot, as if she is not indifferent to rule the world!
This is called attitude ...!

~ In anticipation of the world to treat u fairly coz ura good
Person is like
expected that the lions to attack u coz ura vegetarian.

~ If time does not wait for you, do not worry!
Just enjoy Remove the battery from the clock and damn life

minou said...

I find them boring, sad, and I hard.

Tell the child from Hector Fudge. Chamber Of course it is not enough, do not understand in your little brain jokes. You can still walk and gives him the finger, but you can tell a teacher a better idea.

Each half bothers me a racist joke (also indicated). Are all the prejudices and degraded as a person.

ting ting:) said...

Men: I know that my phone bill please?

Agent: Sir, you just have to choose * 123 # to know your current bill to ...

(The man became angry and said ...) It's stupid! I did not ask for my account ... I give my phone bill!

Agent: ????!!!!!...

Enjoy! :)

Rock On said...

1 One of them was gud rest was not good
u give if I 10 points !!!!!! I give 1 star AU

Rock On said...

1 One of them was gud rest was not good
u give if I 10 points !!!!!! I give 1 star AU

mr.booge said...

read a book in the blood () on the way Buster Cherry

bla bla said...

Dear father of letters ....

A father by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
well done, and everything has been taken. Then he saw an envelope,
rested on top of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad." With
great reluctance, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with the
trembling hands.

"Dear Papa." It is with great regret and sadness that I write. I
had to flee with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mum and you.

I'm finding real passion with Stacy, and she was so nice, but I
I knew that I was not from her, because all of them approve their piercings
Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and because they are much
I.

But not only the passion, Dad. She is pregnant. Stacy said
will be delighted. It has a trailer in the woods and has a stack
Firewood for the winter. We share a dream of many many more
Children.

Stacy has opened my eyis the fact that marijuana does not really hurt
anyone. We are more and more for ourselves, and trading with other
People in the community for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, pray that the science you will find a cure for AIDS to
Stacy can get better. She deserves to be sure!

Do not worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of me. Someday
I am sure we will come back to visit, so that you meet can their many
Grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua.

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm Jason. I just
I wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
Report on the kitchen table.

Call me when it come safely home!

DC J said...

u How can you call it, is a question ?????? Answer or the problem ?????

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